lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

(via orgasmic-humor)

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lost-asfuck:

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

(Source: mrs-prozac, via alltime-low-selfesteem)

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